Matt Scioli

Oasis is getting back together. Music Rules

The Town Mile is out in middle America so our Wifi is a little spotty so news doesn’t travel as fast to us as it does to everyone else. Sorry if this is old news to some of you.

Admittedly I don’t know much about the band.

I was only 3 or 4 when Oasis’ Definitely Maybe was released and in kindergarten in 95 when Morning Glory? shot the band into superstardom. They weren’t playing Acquiesce at the end of episodes of Barney. So the recent news of their reunion tour didn’t hit me quite like it did with some of my elder millennial friends. Even their tour name sounds good LIve ‘25.

Yes, Of course I know who Oasis is. Obviously I’ve listened to Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova. If you ask some people my age they might refer to those classics as “good karaoke” songs. And yes I know about the power and beauty of Knebworth ‘96. Brit pop has made its way back to us and the power of nostalgia has once again taken over our consciousness with this news and I felt like I wanted to be a part of the conversation.

Reunion tours have always been a thing. I don’t know what anyone else thinks but has the reunion tour has become more of a thing recently? Maybe not. It could be when I was younger I just didn’t notice it. I don’t know, you tell me. There are usually a few reasons for these last hurrahs. Maybe the band just wants one last tour before truly calling it quits or maybe the front man just knocked up someone 20 years his junior and needs to make some extra cash for another trust fund and maybe his grandkids need to go to private school, or maybe they do it just because they need to and they love it so much. I think that’s why Bruce and the Stones are still doing it. They just love it.

This time it’s a little different.

I know about the years of feuding and bad blood between brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher. That bitterness ultimately led to the band’s inevitable break up in 2009. There are always many factors especially with celebrity being at the forefront that can lead to fighting within a band. One reason could have been how their mother describes it. In the A24 doc Supersonic there might have been a little brother chasing older brother type mentality going that finally escalated to the point where Liam was chasing Noel around with Noel’s guitar backstage at the Rock en Seine festival in Paris. They are also part Irish. I think that reason speaks for itself. But that’s why this tour is so huge. The brothers are getting back together.

Oasis was as big as you can get in the world of music and pop culture back in the mid to late nineties. Pioneers of the now Lad Core fashion trend and at the forefront of the BritPop movement. Also I’m into Lad Core. I dig it. Windbreakers cinched at the waist, Soccer kit tops, shoulder bags, mullets and maybe some ciggys for later. But the nostalgia this music brings to people is something that can’t be beat.

After reading the handful of articles that I did about Oasis getting back together, the one thing I love and that always sticks out to me are the stories people tell and how they can think back to the memories of the time when they bought their favorite record or saw their first show. It’s that special thing music does. It stands the test of time for people. The drama only adds to the appeal and mystique.

Now I’m not an idiot, we all know that this tour is going to rake in the cash for Oasis. And we know that the Gallagher brothers are pretty blunt and crass.. almost to a comedic level with how they talk and act, so for me to say that the power of music has brought them back together after all these years would be stupid.

Oasis is a band that is the elder millennial generation’s Beatles. A second coming of the British Invasion. They are responsible for introducing a new genre of music and inspiring artists and bands after them. According to Dua Lipa her latest album was heavily inspired by Brit pop.

Oasis isn’t the first band and they won’t be the last to have a bad breakup, or have a reunion tour, or inspire a generation but for me not knowing much about them has gotten me excited to be apart of their second act and to see what will happen next with the band and the brothers Gallagher.

Music rules.

Also….

Check out this Vice video of Liam Gallagher from 2016 reviewing new music its hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZqZa3-24Gro?si=jlS8vUCQ3z9SWLDo

The Vans Slip on

The shoe I can’t seem to shake..

As I swim through a sea of Jordans, New Balance, new collabs, and other footwear trends I find myself coming back to one shoe. The Vans slip on.

These champions of canvas have been one of my top footwear choices since my youth, when I thought I was a misunderstood and oppressed white suburban teen listening to the day’s emo music on my I pod video. I don’t know what it is about these shoes that makes me so drawn to them. Maybe it’s the ease of the slip on, or maybe I’m on my earth day shit and wearing the animal friendly canvas makes me feel like I am doing my part for my vegan friends, orrr maybe it’s the fact that I watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High almost everyday one summer and I thought Jeff Spicoli was awesome and the shoe reminds me of that character and the memories of that summer are still seared into my brain. And yes, I do think they look good with a variety of sick pants.

I of course have a deep appreciation for the role Jordan’s played in popular culture but as I look around nowadays guys that are wearing J’s are the same guy that gives off the “ I wear my sunglasses upside down on the brim of my hat energy”. It’s kind of like a reminder of Jordan’s Wizards years. Jordan didn’t win 6 rings for that to happen. I do love how New Balance is making its mark again in sneaker culture (shout out to Baltimore where the 990s always reigned supreme) but I am a size 13 and a pair of gray 993s look like literal cinder blocks attached to my ankles no matter how wide the pants. And let’s not get started on the On and Hoka trend…

No matter how much Blackbird Spyplane and their unbeatable recon I read, I am still not at a level on my personal style journey where I feel like I pull off a pair of hard soles outside of a formal function. So the simplicity of the slip ons still pull me in. You might be reading this and think that there are far better jawns out there to cop. I know that. The vans slip on is not the only sneaker I wear. I am always searching for that next crisp pair to rock.

Look, I know that the vans slip on might make me look like a guy who “kind of knows how to skate” and maybe you’re right. But Dammit! I don’t care! No matter what fashion trend comes around The vans slip on will always be my shoe. I always come back to them.

Ludacris’ verse on Conway the Machine’s Scatter Brain

“ Oh Shit! Was that Ludacris?!?” Is what I exclaimed while I was driving around in my 2015 Ford Focus hatchback after hearing the bars Luda laid down on the track Scatter Brain.

Ludacris is now a mega star. He is one of the biggest stars to emerge from the Atlanta hip hop scene, one of the faces of the Fast and Furious movie franchise (a binge that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now) and the most recent celebrity to be in a State Farm commercial. He really has no business being a part of this song. But he is. And I’m very happy about that fact.

Scatter Brain featured on the 2021 album La Maquina from Griselda’s Conway the Machine, Ludacris puts the finishing touches on a song that attacks you with lyrical violence. Conway, JID (also featured) and Luda “got reasons, million reasons’ ‘ why that violence is warranted. Their scattered brained thoughts about drug talk and gun violence are going to leave your brains scattered after you listen.

With references to Creed II and Rick James in the verse…Ludacris demands your respect by saying “ bow down to raps dignitary, Luda has always been a visionary” Exclaiming that he is a symbol to the rap game lyrically and for his contributions he has made over the years. As it is with pop culture, an older generation will try to gatekeep what they think they feel they are responsible for ushering in to the zeitgeist. To the younger listeners of hip hop now I hope you listen to this song and this verse piques your curiosity a bit and takes you down a Ludacris rabbit hole.

For my generation (now 30 somethings) Ludacris was an artist you would listen to make yourself feel cool and an artist that would maybe piss off your parents. Shouting Roll Out and Move Bitch! was as Mid 2000s as an Abercrombie tight fitting polo. Those songs have become anthems of my generation and made a star out of Ludacris.

What I’m getting at I guess is that every once in a while with music you hear someone you grew up listening to come back on a feature or drop a new track, or a new album and they remind you what they do best and why you liked them to begin with. This verse reminded me of that. Ludacris might be standing in a flooded kitchen in a wild outfit in State Farm Commercial now but don’t forget he can bring it in the booth when he wants to.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6qBhi6FBe0%3Fsi%3Dc6Be_yp2UCo2QokD

Becoming a Girl Dad

January 12 2024. I became a father. After almost a year of build up, thinking about the gender (my wife and I chose to be surprised), doctor’s appointments, and wondering how it would be to actually be a dad, a 7lb 11oz little girl came into the world and punched me right in the gut.

It was the greatest day of my life.

Every corny and cliche thing you’ve ever heard about being a parent is true. And it all just feels so right. It really feels like I’ve known my daughter my whole life. Like she was away for a while and then she just showed back up as if to say “Hey I’m back. Let’s hangout.”

To be a bystander in the delivery room and witness the incredible strength and sacrifice my wife displayed was something so inspiring, emotional and beautiful. I am blessed to have her in my life. I try my best not to take her for granted. She makes me a better person and father every day of this new journey we are on. If i didn’t have her in my corner I would be lost.

For those of us with newborn babies we get to see innocence in its purest form and experience what true love feels like everyday. As I type this I am thinking about holding my daughter in my arms. Whether it be trying to comfort her, or just to look at her, it just feels so right. Watching her change everyday and thinking about the type of person she will become while also thinking about all the life she has yet to live brings me so much joy and excitement. It will be the greatest adventure I will ever be a part of. I can not wait to be a part of her journey.

3 months in and there are of course challenges. I’m doing my best to make sure she is comfortable, making sure she is eating enough and she is eating regularly. I am trying my best to be my best and to give my wife all that I have every day so that she is well rested and is able to take care of herself and our daughter. At times it feels like life handed me a puzzle. I am always trying to figure out what piece goes where. Yes, at times frantically or with some impatience.

Does she need to eat again? Does she need to be changed? Should I hold her or let her cry it out? When she smiles and is happy and content is worth any mental challenge I have to deal with.

I think people with children..it doesn’t matter how old you are or how old your children are..need to remind themselves just how amazing an experience it is to behold the birth of a child. Seriously. Just think about the whole day. For women..you can say endured something so mentally and physically draining. You were able to reach levels of perseverance you probably never thought you were capable of.

For us dads.. Being able to be so focused on your wife’s needs that you don’t question anything. True acts of selflessness become second nature. In those moments life comes and slaps you in the face. But the slap doesn’t hurt. It is the kind of slap that you might need. The kind of slap that says WAKE UP! LET’S DO THIS!. Then you do it! And you and your wife make it work. The two of you figure things out. You take each day as they come, and in those moments there is an incredible sense of pride you feel for yourself and your wife.

My life has become about taking care of my daughter. While also working even harder to work on myself. Everyday is a new opportunity to be the best version of myself for my family. Husband and father, I continue to learn and grow everyday.

Yes it is challenging, but a challenge I was born to able to handle. I will take it head on and not back down from anything no matter how much it might scare me. Whatever I need to do for my daughter I will do.

Henderiks, Thank you for changing my life. I love you

Thank You 62

March 4 2024: A day that will be remembered in Philadelphia forever. It is the day Jason Kelce retired from the Philadelphia Eagles. Before his retirement presser began, my Brother Nick and I even received a text from Joe, a die hard Bears fan, saying:

“I’m not even a Birds fan and I’ve been pacing around my living room waiting for this to come on.”

Inside the Nova Care complex in front of reporters, staff, coaches, teammates, and his family; Kelce delivered yet another memorable and heartfelt speech.

Unlike his infamous Art Museum Steps speech given in February 2018, this one was bittersweet.

With tears streaming down his face, the sixth round pick and future Hall of Famer thanked every coach (and his band teacher) who impacted his life and football career. Most notably coach Jeff Stoutland, who Kelce credited for resurrecting his career in 2016.

He recalled memories of some the most famous Eagles games in franchise history. He mentioned the Snowbowl Game versus Detroit in 2013.

He mentioned Chip Kelly’s first game as the Eagles coach on a Monday Night against Washington, that in the locker room after that game he said that most of the team thought the same thing:

“We might have just been apart of something that will change the NFL.”

He talked about how “BG” Brandon Graham stopped Tom Brady just once, and how it felt when that final Hail Mary hung in the air for an eternity. And the collapse of 2023. Yes, he even mentioned the dreaded collapse of 2023.

It’s humbling to watch athletes retire. We watch them perform incredible feats of athleticism and strength on a daily basis, things that most of us couldn’t dream of doing. We see them as almost immortal.

Then, just like that: they become mortal and live their lives like one of us.

To this day on my phone, there is a picture saved that I took with Kelce from 2015 while out with friends at Independence Beer Garden. I like to show it off now and again, just like a fisherman would show off a picture of the prize 50 pound marlin they caught. I remember thinking while one of my friends took the picture: “Does anyone else even realize Jason Kelce is here hanging out??”

But that’s why he is so loved here. He is a man of the people. The salt of the earth.

Cemented in the pantheon of all-time Eagles and Philadelphia athletes, Kelce is the quintessential Eagle. To the younger fans, maybe even more than Dawkins. But you can have that argument on your own time.

For now, the Eagles face a Kelce-less future; and to see that future unfold will be interesting. Cam Jurgens? Nailing another late round pick?? Who knows. Time will tell.

But for now I just want to say Thank You Jason. Thank you for what you’ve done and will continue to do for the city and the Eagles.

“They will love you in this city if you love it the way you love your brother. You will be loved by going above and beyond to show that you care, because they care. They’ve been caring for generations in this town about this team. And they aren’t to accept a bunch of excuses and soft ass nonsense. Representing the name on the name on the front of the jersey, something they’ve invested their entire lives in.”

Congrats on your retirement.

The Phillies Lose Game 7: The Pain Continues

The Fightins lose game 7 of the 2023 NLCS in, it’s safe to say, heartbreaking fashion.

At the start of the series against the Diamondbacks: many people in the Delaware Valley, as well of the rest of the country, believed this team would make another run to the World Series and win.

Welp, that didn’t happen…and the 9 months of Philly sports heartbreak continues.

This one hurts. The expectation of this year was clear: win it all. But baseball is a cruel mistress and anything can happen. Bats get hot, pitchers get dialed in, and managers figure things out as the series goes on.

Unlike other sports, in the MLB playoffs: the lesser team more often than not prevails. A fact that Phil’s fans know very well from the run last year.

Whether you want to point to the Kimbrel decision in Game 4, sticking with Rojas in the lineup, or watching the team forget they were playing baseball when they landed in Arizona. Seriously what happened on the road? Did the boys spend too much time 4 wheeling in Sedona? Did they hit some parties at Arizona State? In just a matter of 3 days they were a completely different team.

But I’m tired of this. This latest version of the Philly sports experience has been mentally draining.

Getting to 3 major championships in a year (MLS, World Series, Super Bowl) and losing them all. POOF! Nothing! Not just losing, but losing them again.. in heartbreaking fashion.

The Union losing in penalty kicks, the Phillies falling 2 wins short, and the Eagles a questionable holding penalty away from winning a second ring in 6 years. Or was it 5 years? Who cares, it doesn’t matter.

Maybe we’re all talking too much shit and the karma comes back to haunt us. I feel like I’m in that State Farm commercial where the old fisherman is taunting the lady with the dollar bill on the end of the fishing pole.

“OH, OH, you almost got it!!”

It’s almost as if I reluctantly stepped into this Haunted House that is fandom, and I’m creeping around every corner waiting to get scared but become angry and upset. I know there is a lot to be happy about, but do we want to be in the mid-2010s and be outright awful in everything? No of course not…but still… It hurts.

I’m 32 years old…how much hope and dedication can I put into athletes in their 20’s?? Most of my sport memories, if not all, have ended this way.

In the late 90’s, the Philadelphia Flyers led by number 88, Eric Lindros and his fragile cranium were perennial Stanley Cup favorites.

Lindros, and his aforementioned cranium, had concussion problems and those teams never broke through. Getting to the Stanley Cup final in 2000 and losing to Detroit. The Flyers went back to the Stanley Cup Finals 4 years later and lost to Tampa Bay and Martin St. Louis’s yellow stick.

Sadness.

In 2001, I was in 5th grade when a 6-foot guard from Georgetown stepped over Ty Lue and the Sixers beat the mighty 2000’s Lakers in Game 1 of the NBA finals.

I thought “Oh my God, can this happen??”

Oh wait: that’s Shaq over there, and who is that standing next to him? Oh yeah, Kobe. No, it can’t happen. Sixers lose in 5.

Flash forward 18 years. Time to put the cherry on top of the Process. Let’s get past the second round and get to the Eastern Conference Final and win a ring.

No! Kawhi Leonard makes a ridiculous fade away…one that, I think, is still bouncing on the rim and the Sixers lose again a game that I know the Sixers would have won in overtime.

Let’s jump ahead 3 years: Ben Simmons runs Jimmy Butler out of town and ruins a potential Embiid, Butler, Simmons Big 3. Simmons DOES NOT TAKE AN OPEN LAY UP UNDERNEATH THE RIM!! Then he refuses to play. Then is traded for a future Hall of famer in James Harden who also refuses to play.

And, still not out of the second round.

Anger.

These are all memories off the top of my head. Fact check me if you want, but who cares: pain is pain no matter how accurate.

Now, the Phillies. We talked about the last 2 years. No hit in a World Series game. 2 wins away from a championship last year.

Now, does 2011 hurt more? 102 wins, No hitter in the playoffs by the late Roy Halladay, then end up losing that first-round to the Cardinals. God, I hate the Cardinals.

Disappointment.

How bout the Eagles. Can I talk about the Eagles? 2017. Yes I know. But that now feels like 20 years ago!

The Birds rule the city. A franchise who led by Andy Reid, Brian Dawkins, and 5 (yes, He will always love you!!) were in the Championship conversation almost every year of the early and mid aughts. Teams that my brother and I still argue the importance of with my Dad about.

The 2002 season ending with a Ronde Barber pick 6 in the NFC Championship game. A year where the Eagles could’ve, and probably would’ve, won the Super Bowl.

Then the next season, losing to the Rams in the NFC Championship game. Then the next season, losing to Carolina.

I think if you poll Eagles fans…outside of losing the Super Bowl last year, that loss to Carolina in the NFC Championship game that year might be one of the worst loses in Eagles history.

Then, finally slaying the dragon and getting past the NFC title game only to face the Patriots dynasty in Super Bowl 39.

But wait! The Birds got back to the NFC title game in 2008..just when I don’t think anyone expected them too…losing again to the Arizona Cardinals and Kurt Warner. Hell, the early 90’s teams fell short: only winning one playoff game with Buddy, Randall, and Reggie.

Agonizing.

If you’re a fan you know all of this already and don’t need me to tell you. You’ve probably heard it talked about ad nauseam on sports talk radio today.

If you are like me, you’re tired of celebrating what could have been.

Hell, how much longer till we are all sick of the replays of the Kelce Super Bowl speech?? Yeah, I said it! How much longer?

How much longer until we all roll our eyes at another piece of ‘grease the poles’ merch?

Where do we go from here? Who knows.

In time, the Phillies wounds will heal, as we all have our calendars circled for Nov. 5 against Dallas.

NFC title game

“I want every piece of Dallas” – Nick Scioli (my brother) at 12:20 am on Facetime

Welp Nick its not Dallas. It’s the San Francisco 49ers. Led by Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy and Nick Bosa. After dismantling the New York Football Giants 38-7…that score look familiar?, on Saturday night the Birds head to their second NFC title game in 5 years.

The Eagles will enter their 8th NFC Championship game all time favored by 2.5 at home at The Linc this Sunday. The Birds look to get their second Super Bowl in 6 years. Which is sentence I think many Eagles fans still have trouble comprehending. Two times in 5 years! Some Browns fans out there may think I sound like an asshole for saying that but for me it’s still hard to believe.

The 49ers defense who has been much talked about this year led by DPOY front runner Nick Bosa and LB Fred Warner enter Sunday with a league leading 16.3 OPP PPG and a vicious running attack led by Olivia Culpo’s boyfriend. Being called the one of the most complete teams in the NFL all year the Eagles do have some trouble stopping the run allowing an average of 121.4 rush yards all season. A calling card to Kyle Shanahan’s offense.

What San Fran defense isn’t ready for is the man that has been blessed by the football gods. Arthur Juan Brown Sr. And a pissed off AJ Brown at that. After only having 3 receptions for 22 yards on Saturday Brown was visibly upset on the sideline and one can only guess that was the reason why. The man is competitor he wants to be great in big games. I’m happy he was pissed! He was later caught on camera on the bench saying “I’m good.” So that means the rest of us are good.

After watching AJ Brown every week for the last 18 weeks I fully believe in the Men In Black theory that aliens are all around us and now I think the major motion picture starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones is based on true events. In fact I think the Eagles should bring back the Alien Iverson giveaway dolls next year but have them be some form of an AJ Brown alien. You’re welcome Mr. Lurie you can have that idea. AJ Brown running across the middle on a slant has become an automatic 10 yards if not more this season and a safety play for Jalen. Having him fired up and ready to play is going to be dangerous.

Hassan Reddick is going make Brock Purdy truly become Mr. Irrelevant. I can’t believe some one that athletic and talented could come out of South Jersey. It makes me proud to say I grew up in South Jersey now!

Sunday is going to be beautiful. Game time 3pm with a high of 53 and the promise of a gorgeous sunset over 95 and the Miller Lite Philte Deck..that’s to the west right? If I were you i’d go right now and camp out for a spot in line at Xfinity Live like you’re waiting in line for an Iphone. I feel foolish being worried about last weeks game against the Giants, the Eagles proved me wrong almost instantly. My optimism for this game is high. I think the Eagles will win 31-24 and will be heading to Arizona for the Super Bowl

Maybe Kliff Kingsbury will be renting out his porno house that weekend and some lucky Eagles fans will have the chance to stay there.

Go Birds.

What on earth is going on with Paul Giamatti and these Verizon commercials?

If you’re like me and have been watching NFL football for the last 3 months (Go Birds) then you are enraged with the fact that Paul Giamatti is being used to sell unlimited data for Verizon and Iphone.

During the month of December the ads first appeared with Giamatti dressed up as Scrooge yelling at Cecily Strong sitting on a large obnoxious Verizon sign about how shitty his cell service is, Now they continue with him dressed up as some bizarro version of Albert Einstein yelling about that same shitty cell service.

Paul, what is going on?

You played John Adams for Christ Sake!

If you ask any number of millennials like myself most of them they will say Big Fat Liar is one of the best pre teen/teen comedies of all time. The day I went to see that movie my dad wanted to take me, my brother, my sister and my cousin to see Lord of the Rings and we begged him to see BFL. He laughed harder than any of us did! Do you know how many times I said “Give me back my monkey” when I was kid? Countless times. I listened to Hungry like a Wolf because of Marty Wolf. Hell I even plagiarized a bit.

“I will not drink any fucking Merlot” is one of the funniest lines of all time. Win WIn is such a heartfelt and inspirational movie. Cinderella Man doesn’t get talked about nearly enough.

Did Pete Rose have something to do with this? To get back at your Dad

Do you have kids and grandkids? Do they need these Verizon checks?

You are one of my favorite actors of all time I can’t see you this way, playing dress up on national TV making sure parents with toddlers have unlimited data so their kids can watch you tube for 3 hours on an Ipad so they don’t cry in the cart at Target.

Verizon get someone else for this.

WOLF OUT!

Untitled Golf blog

Gentlemen only ladies forbidden (people forget) recently have been in desperate attempts to save its image. Admittedly I’m not the biggest fan of Golf and its culture but I will say it is nice to see the sport become more accessible over the past few years and change the way people view the sport.

That being said, Hey real quick…Golf STOP using Jordan brand to help bolster that strategy. Yes I know MJ is a huge golfer he sank that awesome hole in one in Space Jam. That was sick, I know. Wayne Knight loved it. But..Air Jordans are one of the biggest parts of pop culture and fashion as we know it and some of the greatest athletic achievements have been accomplished in those shoes and you’re going to try and convince me that if some dude like Jordan Speith is wearing them i’m supposed to think Golf is somehow cooler and more stylish? Huh?? (Tim Allen Home Improvement grunt).

Have you seen guys that golf? They look like walking White Claw cans that will brag about their man caves and give you recommendations about what Instagram model has the best page to “look at”. Yes a dude that loves golf probably still whacks it to still photos.

Putting on a pair if J’s on a golfer doesn’t make the sport cooler. Some of the Jordan golf collection includes models like The Jordan 3 cement, The 5s, and The 1s.

The Jordan 3 cement, Do you people know that Michael Jordan dunked from the fucking free throw line while wearing those?!? And you’re going to talk to me about your short game? The fucking FREE THROW LINE! Thats literally 15 feet away from the basket. But I guess the fat dude making the cart girl uncomfortable while he pounds Michelob Ultras, talks about NFTs and bragging about his 15 foot putt is more athletic and making that shoe look cooler.

The Jordan 5?? That shoe was a part of one of the best AD Campaigns of all time, The Spike Lee joint with Mars Blackmon. “It’s gotta be the shoes!” But I guess it’s cooler that your work buddy wore them to play 18 holes and shoved 6 glizzys down his gullet while doing it. It’s Gotta Be the Shoes!!!

And finally how can we forget The Jordan 1. Do you understand the significance of that shoe? It is one of the most well known silhouettes of all time. There is no Tiger Woods without this shoe. It completely changed sports marketing and and how brand market their athletes. It is quite literally THE Sneaker to end all sneakers. But I guess they feel good while you’re riding around in a golf cart drinking Truly and talking about pastel shorts Maybe it is Jordan brands fault. Maybe it’s Golf’s fault. I don’t know, all I know is that the lines between the sports are becoming blurred and it needs to end before it’s too late.

Jeff Cold Beer player of the week 3/16

This week we have Kirk Cousins. Kirk cashed in on a 3 year 84 mill guaranteed contract with the Minnesota Vikings this week. Kirk tricked the Vikings into thinking he is an elite quarterback and deserves 84 million dollars. Which is impressive and why he is the JCB player of the week. I don’t agree, but what do I know I’m a jabroni. Good for Kirk. That 84 million dollars will buy a lot of tin foil for all the steaks he will grill.

Yes Kirk Cousins grills his steaks with tin foil underneath…

YOU LIKE THAT!