It’s been a few weeks since my last post but we had a doozie the other day.
As New Jersey felt some after effects of Hurricane Ian this past week the store was mostly quiet do to rain, cloudy, and cold and damp weather. When its quiet it seems that more of the “interesting” clientele find their way into the store.
The door swings open to a man with no teeth walking in and something shaking in his pockets making him sound like some sort of maraca and half of a southern accent. Oh boy here we go..
Man- Hey buddy, I got something going on with my foot I think I need to be resized or something. I think it might be a blister. I felt something wrong this morning while I was power walking around the mall.
Yes, power walking around the mall
Me- Ok sure. Lets check it out
Man- *sits down and takes off the sock on his left foot off to reveal a foot with toe nails more yellow than lemon lime gatorade*
Me- Oh you don’t need to do…
Before I go further let me preface this and say I was in the middle of doing some organizing in the store and my co worker who could have helped this customer totally ignored him and stuck him with me so he could look up colors of an Apple Watch he was going to purchase.
Me- *Puts brannock device on the floor to get measurement*
Me- I would say lets go with a 13 wide. But let me check your current shoe to see what you are wearing for reference
His current shoe was a 13 4E. Which is an extra wide.
Me- Well, your current shoe is a 13 4E maybe we go down in width to a 2E which is still wide but not too wide. It’s possible that your foot has too much room and is moving around too much and causing some rubbing and that was is causing you to have a blister.
Man- I need a wide
Me- Yes I know we are still going to go with a wide not just quite as wide
Man- OK. But is it going to be a wide?
Me- Yes, it will still be a wide
I walk back to the stock room and question all of my life decisions up this point
Me- Ok I have something here that I think will work
Man- You know what I don’t think its a blister. Come over here and take a look at this.
My man proceeds to stick his foot in my face and starts pulling apart his toes to reveal a small paper cut like slash.
Man- I think I got a cut or something in between my toes
Me- Uhh yea I can see what you’re talking about.
Man- You think thats what is causing me the pain?
In the background I hear my co worker snickering and giggling to himself. I need to get this guy out of here
Me- Yes I think so. You mentioned a blister but I didn’t notice any blisters so it has to be that cut you have
Man- So you think its the cut?
Me- Yea I think so. Just let that heal and you should be good
Man- *Puts foot down and ponders for a second* Yea you know what it’s probably this dang cut.
Me- Yea just let that heal and you should be good to go.
Man- Ok buddy thanks for the help
Me- No problem have a good day.
I hope my co worker found a color he liked for his Apple Watch.